Destroy All Humans!


Product Description

This product includes:

  • Premium Box
  • Standard Original Game
  • The monumental 23"/60cm Crypto-137 figurine with secret planetary compartment
  • The official Crypto Backpack
  • Eye-popping Anti-Stress Toy
  • Keychain
  • 6 x lithographs*
  • Day 1 digital content (Change Crypto's in-game appearance with all skins available at launch)


The cult-classic returns! Terrorize the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your Flying Saucer! One giant step on mankind!

  • Experience the evil side of a 50's alien invasion story
  • (Re)Discover why this game is considered one of the funniest ever created
  • Faithfully rebuilt from scratch in new galactic glory
  • Enjoy Crypto's unique weaponry like the Anal Probe Gun
  • Pose as pathetic humans to infiltrate their fragile democracy
  • Use psychokinesis to send enemies flying or bombard them with random objects
  • Freely traverse explorable cities from 50's America using your jetpack
  • Obliterate humanity's primitive architecture with your flying saucer
  • Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42!
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